Ahhhhh, the theme park. We love to think of it as the ultimate family destination, but not everything is as it seems on the surface sometimes.
You may think that this title is crazy, that a theme park is the last place you’d be looking to hook up with some married MILF pushing her kids around, but let us explain to you exactly how theme parks can actually be prime spots for picking up beautiful MILFs if you know how to work it. There’s never a shortage in this world of wives who cheat, and you just need to know how to go about picking them out from the crowd.
Go Where The Husbands Aren’t:
Every theme park has its areas where Daddy isn’t gonna go, but Mommy definitely is. It’s your homework to map these areas out and make sure you hang around them.
If You Can, Bring A Dog:
Dogs are amazing ice-breakers, plus they serve as a distraction for MILF’s kids in tow, who can play with the dog while you chat with her.
The surest strategy is actually really simple. Be on your best game, go walk around, and look for indications that someone is interested in you. In Spanish they say “el hombre propone y la mujer dispone” which means something like the woman is ultimately in control of the whole process. Especially in the gregarious United States of America, if a woman wants to meet up with you, she will manufacture the opportunity herself.
Be On Top of your Game:
This whole thing is going to be a risk for the MILF in question so make sure you make it worth it for her. Dress to impress, and groom yourself to a T. Be elegant when you speak with her. Be everything she is craving.
Don’t Get Stuck on Just One MILF:
This is a common beginner’s mistake, and even some seasoned veterans of the MILF scene have problems with this at times. Keep your options open, and make sure you don’t pass over an opportunity trying to grab for a brass ring MILF that probably won’t work out.
Walk A Fine Line with the Kids:
This applies to situations where you are breaking the ice with her with the kids present. Don’t one hundred percent ignore them, but also, don’t show undue attention. She has no reason to trust you yet, so trying to get to her through being nice to her kids is only going to set off alarm bells. Usually the best strategy is to acknowledge them, but let her know it’s all about her.
It Pays To Let Her Lead:
Once a MILF is interested, she will do her best to be alone with you, as we’ve already said. Respect her situation, and be ready to act on her timetable. She is probably there with a husband, which is not a deal breaker, because they are not joined at the hip. But you have to let her finesse her way away from him.
Finally, Be Discreet:
This can’t be emphasized enough. Understand that if she’s interested in you and going to take a leap, this represents a much bigger risk for her than it does for you. Don’t do anything that puts her at unease or you are going to lose out on an opportunity, guaranteed!
It’s also worth considering that some park rules are very strict and you could find yourself ejected or worse if you pick the wrong MILF, or even if you pick the right one and are too forward and park security finds your behavior on the wrong side of what they deem appropriate, so use caution always!